Josh Billings used to be the pen title of the 19th century American stand-up comedian Henry Wheeler Shaw (1818-1885). He used to be a well-known humor author and lecturer in the USA all the way through the latter part of the 19th century. He’s ceaselessly in comparison to Mark Twain.
Shaw used to be born in Lanesborough, Massachusetts. His father, Henry Shaw, served in the USA Space of Representatives from 1817 and his grandfather, Samuel Shaw, additionally served within the Congress from 1808-1813.
Shaw attended Hamilton School however used to be expelled in his 2nd yr for casting off the clapper of the campus bell. Shaw labored as a coal miner, farmer and auctioneer sooner than turning into a journalist in 1858. Below the pseudonym “Josh Billings”, he wrote funny columns within the slang of the day ceaselessly with eccentric phonetic spellings meting out folksy wit and humor:
Josh Billings on Resorts
New Albany Weekly Ledger, New Albany, Indiana
March 22, 1871:
I don’t know of any industry extra flattersome than the tavern industry. There don’t appear to be anything else to do however to face in entrance of the sign in with a pen in the back of the ear, and notice that the visitors input the home, then inform John to turn the gentleman to 976, after which take 4 greenbacks and fifty cents subsequent morning from the satan of traveller, and let him went.
This appear to be the entire thing (and it’s the entire thing) generally.
You’ll uncover the next description a gentle one among about 9 motels out of ten between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, throughout the USA in a immediately line.
Your room is 13 foot five inches, via nine foot 7 inches, parallelogramly. It being courtroom week (as standard), the entire excellent rooms are hired via the attorneys and judges.
Your room is at the uttermost ground.
The carpet is ingrain – ingrained with the mud, kerosene oil, and ink spots of 4 generations.
There’s two pegs within the room to join coats onto; one among them broke off, and the opposite pulled out and lacking.
The bureau has 3 legs and one brick.
The glass at the bureau swings on two pivots, that have misplaced their grip.
There’s one towel at the rack, skinny however rainy.
The rain water within the pitcher got here out of the smartly.
The cleaning soap is as tricky to put on as a whetstone. The cleaning soap is scented with cinnamon oil and variegated with spots.
There’s 3 chairs, cane setters; one is a rocker, and all 3 is busted.
There’s a fit secure – empty.
There’s no curtain to the window, and there don’t wish to be any; you’ll be able to’t see out, and who can see in?
The bell-rope is come off about six inches this aspect of the ceiling.
The mattress is a contemporary slat-bottom, with two mattresses – one cotton and one husk, and each tougher and about as thick as a sea biscuit.
You input the beds sideways, and will really feel each slat without delay as is you’ll want to the ribs of a gridiron.
The mattress is inhabited.
You sleep some, however roll over a excellent deal.
For breakfast you will have a gong, and Rio espresso too chilly to soften butter; fried potatoes, which resemble chips two-inch auger makes in its adventure thru an oak log.
Bread, forged; beefsteak, about as thick as a blister plaster, and as tricky as a hound’s ear. Desk lined with plates, a couple of scared to dying pickles on one among them, and 6 fly-indorsed crackers at the different.
A pewterinkum castor with 3 bottles in it, one with none pepper in it, one with none mustard, and one with two inches of drowned flies and a few vinegar in it.
Servant lady, with hoops on, hangs round you earnestly, and needs to comprehend it you need some other cup of espresso.
You assert, “No, ma’am, I thanks,” and ward off your chair. You haven’t consume sufficient to pay for choosing your tooth.”
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